Monday 29 April 2002

Cycling Vocabulary

Anon Cyclist

For those new and old to cycling, you will hear cyclists say various things before, during and especially after races. As what they say can only rarely be taken literally, here are some examples of what they really mean:

What they say:
“I have not ridden my bike all week.”

What they mean:
“I have trained at least 600km (A grade) / 400km (B grade) / 300km (C grade) / 200km (D grade) / 100km (E grade) / 50km (F grade) this week.”

What they say:
“You rode well today.”

What they mean:
“I beat you today!”

What they say:
“You have been riding well lately.”

What they mean:
“I have beaten you in all the recent races!”

What they say:
“You look like a promising rider.”

What they mean:
“I am always going to beat you!”

or alternatively:
“Very soon you will be moving up a grade and we won’t need to race you any more.”

What they say:
“I’m feeling tired.”

What they mean:
“I’m about to launch an attack and drop you.”

What they say:
“Come through!”

What they mean:
“I want a rest and then when you’re tired, I’m going to attack.”

What they say:
“I’m not feeling well today.”

What they mean:
“I intend winning today.”

What they say:
“Let’s work together.”

What they mean:
“I feel tired and need a tow.”

or alternatively
“I want a free tow to close the gap so I can jump across by myself and leave you behind.”

What they say:
“I’ll just sit on the back and not race.”

What they mean:
“I intend just sitting in and waiting to win the sprint.”

You will undoubtedly have other examples which could be added to this list and the stories told are the same in all grades. Hopefully this new found knowledge will increase your enjoyment of cycling and ability to race.

Anon Cyclist

Monday 1 April 2002

Cromwell-Queenstown Easter Cycling Tour 2002

Friday 29th March - Monday 01st April 2002
Jason Kelly

With a few kilometres under my belt and the late postponement of the Palmerston North Twin Peaks cycle tour, the Cromwell-Queenstown four day seven stage cycle tour appeared like a good excuse to take an extended Easter weekend and again visit the South Island. The event attracted 94 riders over three grades - A, B and C. From the race briefing on the Friday afternoon, by just looking at the riders in each grade, I could tell that the B grade, which I had entered, would be tough and that perhaps C grade may have suited me better.

 The prologue was on Friday afternoon and was simply listed in the race program as a 2km Time Trial (TT) at Fern Hill in Queenstown. What they fail to tell you is that this is all up hill and that parts of the hill are considerably steeper than Burma Rd and Seafield Rd! Starting off in race number order at 1 minute intervals on a cool but fine afternoon into a headwind, I thought I should do o.k. For the first few hundred metres, I felt like I was climbing well and maintained a good speed. Hitting the middle and steepest section, my speed fell to 8-9km/h and my legs went to jelly with my lungs screaming for more oxygen. After a few hundred metres, the gradient declined and it felt like a downhill (but this was, unfortunately, just an illusion [or is that delusion??!]) and I picked up my pace to finish the 1.44km on the road TT in 5m18s.

My suspicions from the race briefing were immediately confirmed and I found myself in 25th= place, out of 29 starters in the B grade, and already 48 seconds down. I would have also finished outside the top 5 in C grade! To illustrate the gradient of this short hill, the fastest A grade time was 4m02s, an average speed of just 21.4km/h! My lungs reminded me of the harshness of the climb for well over the next week.

The seriousness of the field was also illustrated by the number of home trainers used for warming up - I have never seen so many in my life at any open races or the Nationals. Perhaps it was just the cold?

Saturday morning brought Stage 1 - an individual TT of a non-specified distance from Cromwell to the Bannockburn Hotel. As the race had no sponsorship from this hotel, the TT ended up going out past the hotel and then turned around to come most of the way back to the starting point in Cromwell - a total distance on the road of about 13.9km. The weather was sunny but cool with the odd rain shower. There was a head wind out to Bannockburn and a tailwind on the return journey. Driving out on the course pre-race, a  relatively short but steep hill was just before the hotel and presumed turn around point.

The stage started on South Island time i.e. very late. I started off at a good pace on the outwards journey and felt I was doing o.k. until I hit the hill. As I struggled up the hill, I noticed I was in first gear and heard the chasing cyclist approaching. He passed me up the hill, having already gained a minute on my time. On reaching the top of the hill, the turn around was not in sight. Continuing on down the far side of the hill, a further short but steep hill appeared. The turn around was at the top of this second hill. After finally turning around, there was the return hill climb followed by a fast descent. I passed a car on the descent and found myself riding at 47-48km/h back along the false flats with a tail wind. Despite this finish, I again found myself totally outclassed to finish in a time of 23m 36s, at an average speed of 35.3km/h, and another 1m 58s down overall and sitting well in the tail of the B grade field overall.

Stage 2 was on Saturday afternoon and was a 45 minute criterium plus 2 laps around Cromwell. The course was approximately 530m in total length, none of which was flat, which resulted in continual sprints and cornering. There were no let ups! The trackies and locals (who had raced the course before) showed their abilities from the start. The first lap was a supposed “controlled” start which resulted in an about 40km/h+ average speed and I quickly found myself at the back of the pack and struggling. With the tight nature of the course, there were few passing opportunities. The pace continued to be frenetic and after about 10-15 minutes, the rider in front of me started to drop off the bunch and eventually left a gap of a couple of bike lengths which almost instantaneously expanded to about 10. The race organiser had been very vague about what happened if you were dropped. Accordingly, looking at the ever widening gap, the greasy road caused by sporadic rain and the three road stages to come, we just sat up and were very quickly lapped.

Once lapped, I moved in front of the other rider and stayed with the bunch fairly comfortably to the finish. I completed about 61 laps. As it turned out, I was given bunch time plus one lap of 46s (it was a short lap!) and four or five other riders also lost one or more laps. The average speed for the B grade bunch on this tight course was 41.2km/h.

Walking out of the hotel on Sunday morning into a fine and sunny morning, with virtually no wind,  we were greeted by fresh snow down to about 200 metres above ground level and freezing cold air. The first stage of the day was a road stage from the entrance to the Remarkables Ski Field to the Athol Store (for B & C grades) (Athol is on the main highway to Lumsden) while the A grade were to ride to Lumsden and then back to the Athol Store.

The course started off as mostly gentle rolling country with a couple of gentle climbs. For the first 5 or 6 minutes, we just rolled along up a slight gradient at about 25-26km/h. After that, there were a few attempted early attacks but the bunch just rolled them in at will and with ease. In the last 30km or so, the terrain was mostly flat and a couple of riders managed to get just up the road. Another two managed to join to them and it appeared that their team mates back in the bunch just let them go. As by this stage we were cruising at around 45km/h, this may have also stifled any serious chasing! The four leaders sat together out the front of, but in sight of, the bunch.  We reached the finish line after 65.8km in a time of 1hr38m, at an average speed of 40.3km/h, with the front four gaining 45s on the bunch. An A grader who had been dropped and caught by us then had the unfortunate experience of having to ride to Lumsden and back (about another 60km) by himself as none of the B graders took up his invitation to join him!

From the third stage on, somehow the official times for each stage were overstated by several minutes. I think they got themselves confused by not deducting the time that elapsed before we started (as the A grade always started first.) The errors make no difference to the overall rankings. I was now just over 3m30s down overall and needing some big results to move out of the bottom of the B grade.

By the time stage 4 started in the afternoon, the weather had closed in and it was literally freezing cold with heavy showers. I stood at the start line with 4 layers of clothes on and was still cold. The official maximum temperature was 7°C but I guess the windchill factor was about -10°C! We started off at a fast pace on the basically flat course back to Kingston just as heavy rain and hail fell. Freezing, with wet roads and hail bouncing all over the place, I saw a little hill and attacked to have a clear road in front of me and to try and get warm. As was typical of the road races, I didn’t get very far before being swallowed by the bunch. A few other attacks, even with the help of other riders, suffered the same quick fate. In driving rain, we rode into Kingston after just 43m, having completed the 30.3km stage at an average speed of 42.3km/h for a bunch finish. I guess all the riders were trying to warm up!

After the hills in the prologue and stage 1, stage 5 on Monday morning was somewhat ominously (and promisingly) labelled as a “HILLY SECTION” from Queenstown to Glenorchy. I thought that with some good hills, the bunch should be well split and allow some movement in overall placings. One of the locals predicted the bunch would splinter on the first hill climb.

The weather had improved although it was still cool with snow getting deeper on the mountains throughout the day. The wet road dried during the day in the sunshine and there was little wind. Again, it was supposed to be a controlled start from Queenstown to the base of the first hill (about 500m!) but, much to the chagrin of Sarah Ulmer, who was riding with the B grade men, the King of the Mountains attacked from the start line. The first hill was not too bad and the bunch stayed together. After about 4km, a longer hill was encountered and the bunch split. I found myself in the back half sitting behind Sarah Ulmer who was drifting off the pace. Feeling good, I jumped across the gap to the front bunch. A steep and fast descent followed and I recalled being told to watch out for a dangerous corner at about the 5km mark. I was wondering which corner this was as I saw one and then two riders slide off the road and into the bank. I guessed that was it! The bunch then regrouped at the bottom of this hill.

The course had plenty more ups and downs, but again, every attack was soundly defended by the bunch. Getting frustrated, and needing a decisive winning margin, I attacked over the top of a big hill and continued down the other side. Despite racing at well over 80km/h down the hill and back onto the relative flats, the bunch was still there. My 53:11 gear was just not big enough for the course. The last few kilometres were relatively flat and it was, like usual, a bunch sprint for the finish after taking a 90° left hand turn just a few hundred metres before the finish line. The bunch time was 1hr16m for the 45km, at 35.5km/h average speed, which reflected the hilly nature of the course. It turned out we had managed to drop just 7 riders from the bunch along the way.

The final stage on the Monday afternoon was scheduled to be another criterium. This course was much longer than the first criterium and basically flat. However, after looking at the road surface and the traffic conditions, the organisers cancelled the criterium and replaced it with a 16.4km road race. This was an out and return course from Glenorchy. The course had a modest hill early on and then several one way bridges before turning around for a final hill climb and descent.

A strong tail wind out resulted in a fast initial pace and a slower pace with a strong head wind on the return journey. More team work was evident in this stage. As it was an impromptu stage, service vehicles were not well organised and the B grade yellow jersey holder suffered the agony of puncturing in the last few kilometres and losing over 6 minutes in the process to finish well down the field overall. There were no serious attacks in the stage and it was once again a bunch finish. We completed the distance in 25m45s at an average speed of 38.2km/h.

Daily prize givings of spot prizes were held at the local sponsoring establishments to ensure they got value for their sponsorship dollars and would support the event again next year. The final prize giving was held at a local hotel on the Monday night with a full buffet dinner.

Overall, I finished in 17th place out of 29 starters and 3m36s down in the B grade. Basically all of this time was lost in the non-road stages. The cycling was certainly different with new terrain and competitors, coupled with genuine mid-winter weather and an effective almost track like criterium, making the event a most interesting experience.